Hole
#1B
Holes -N- Poles
"No longer the team everyone loves to hate"
Keith "Titanium" Chene, Shelly "King Cobra" Chene,
Kim
"Taylor Made" Gomez & Paul "Mr. Lucky" Gomez
    Vegas
odds 6:1
"With Mr. Lucky's 2003 WWOG Championship in the bag, he will lead his
team to the Yoot Cup while capturing his 2003 Grand Slam and
Kim "Taylor Made doesn't have to throw the match because
she feels sorry for everyone else - a sleeping Dragon has
awoken - Watch Out here" |
Hole
#1A
The "Dreaded" Drunk Drivers
Your Defending Three-Peat Champions!
The team that (used to) drink(s) the most.
Scott "Hot2Trot" Bass,
Ken "Konstant-Tee-Off" Kotenko,
Bill "Shotz"
Fenwick & Kris "Tiger" Kotenko
    Vegas
odds 10:1
"With the same line-up two years in a row they have jinxed themselves
and will finish at the bottom of the pack - NEVER has this
team won with the same Line-up...you don't mess with Mother
Nature"
Previous drunk drivers per year
95-1
95-2
96-1
96-2
97-1
98-1
99-1
00-1
01-1 |
Hole
#18A
Ben Rots & The Homewreckers
"Is 2003
the year? A new team name! A Team Determined"
Brad "Louie Kardanko" Gomez, "Big" Ben Bullen,
Darrin "14 Clubs" Raley & Rick "Shag me Rotten" Rots
   
Vegas
odds 6:1
"With Big Ben promising to share his Pro-V1's with the rest of the
team, and "14 Clubs" promising to decide
on which clubs to bring & and which married
women to hit on, a top 5 finish is guaranteed...but will it
be enough?" |
Hole
#18B
The Alcoholic Zebras
Straight from the Yukon Jack
Distillery!
Rob
"The Edge" Roy,
Randy "Halfshank" Gomez,
Dave "Supa Bee" Bemus & Mark "The Hammer" Shuttleworth
   
Vegas odds 8:1
"The Money was thrown to the wind this year and "Supa -
Bee" makes a long time return to the Yoot to give
this team a boost to the cup...Will "Supa Bee"
be their Super Weapon??? They are due" |
Hole
#16
The Bean Counters
"Veteran Yooters ready for any audit and another drink"
Dan "Fullhouse"
Felstow, Harold
"Haberdasher" Burns,
Ken "The Bear" Kubiak, Darin "Bottoms Up"" Beaupre
   
Vegas odds
10:1
"These boy's were done in by serious alcohol consumption and a bad
streak of luck at the casino...and of course
that word "Feltch"???" |
Hole
#15A
Bobby Blackhole & the
Pantyboyz
Lets not even bring up last years
scoring debacle !
Jim "Bobby Blackhole"
Caruso, Jeff "The Shark"
Sharkey,
Jim "TD" Hartfield, Ed
"The Lock" Kratz
    Vegas
odds 10:1
"With an anger in their
belly's from last years apparent win, they will
leave no drive unlisted, no scorecard triple
checked, no stone unturned and
take out their anger on the Yoot Board!" |
Hole
#15B
Drunk Drivers "too"
Drunk Drivers want-to-be's, want to be
hoisten the Cup!
Kevin "The Blade" Kotenko, Gary "Player"
Huitson,
Joe
"Begonia" Brinley & Brian "First Blood" Rambow.
   
Vegas
odds 15:1
"This group has it in them for a good round, but can they do it two
days in a row??? Will they raise
"First Blood" and signal a change
of the Drunk Driver Rule"?" |
Hole
#6A
Golfers with Big Balls
Your 2002 Yoot Ass Award Winners!
Kevin "Aircraft" Carrier, Karen "Ball" Carrier,
Terry
"Triplet" Dzon & Tina "Porcelain Doll" Dzon
   
Vegas
odds 35:1
"Give credit where credit is due, the "Yoot Slingshot" was
ingenious even if the score
can't be used from it!..the
2003 courses may suit their
game well" |
Hole
#6B
The Duffers
Regrouped for the 2003 season
after thongs had no apparent effect on
the outcome of their Yoot Finish
Scott "Duffer" Duffie, Laurie "Muffie"
Duffie,
Todd "E.F."
Suddon,
Paula "Ulva"
Suddon
    Vegas
odds 50:1
"Reunited to make a run at the cup, this folly foursome have a few
tricks up their
sleeves and up
somewhere else...ahhhh
huh....." |
Hole
#14A
The Beer Whores
Marshmallow toting crew creates some
"sticky" situations
Steve "Last Call"
Lee, Steve "Jay Are"
Lee JR.,
Tom "Brokaw" Kovarik
& Kevin "It's On Me" Lee
   
Vegas
odds 200:1
"Two players recruited from a top 5 team during free agency makes
this team a
contender - if
they can keep the marshmallows
off their grips " |
Hole
#7B
The Barbers of
Seville
"This Barbershop Quartet has been practicing perfect harmony for
quite some time"
Marie
"Ginsu"
Caruso, Joe "Scissorhands" Caruso,
Al "Buzz" Knauber,
Janet "Razor"
Knauber
  Vegas
odds 100:1
"Their rendition of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody will take the Yoot
Karaoke Cup hands down...how
do you hit a golf ball with
a Mic. Stand?" |
Hole
#13
The Manglers
"More turf thrown per capita from this group than any other"
Jimmie
"Where's the
Bar" Carr, Darren
"Divot Devil"
Costello,
Al
"Air"
Porter, Brian Turke
"182"
  
Vegas odds
200:1
"Keep your heads down and hide behind the nearest tree, divots the
size of Rhode Island
take to the air and
usually go farther than
the ball!" |
|
Hole
#7A
Troy & The Trojan
Horses
"Giving the Drunk
Drivers a run for
their money as the
most alcohol
consumed"
Troy
"Dr."
Dupuis, Mike
"Weasel"
Wasil,
Jerry
"My
Favorite"
Martin, Charley "Trojan
boy 1" McMillan
 
Vegas
odds 100:1
"Build a still,
and they will come" |
Hole
#12
Tommy & The Tutones
"Please call Jenny at 867-5309 for information on this team"
Tommy "Tutone"
Caruso, Steven
"The Cooler"
Shuler
Ed "Hob"
Knauber, Greg
"One Hitter"
Butkovich
   Vegas odds
200:1
"Into their second year, their vision is clear, their minds are made,
their direction is
set... "Did you
guy's see that cart
girl!"" |
Hole
#9
The Lickety
Splits
"This crew comes from a long background of ice cream cone twisters...if
they can keep their
hands
"Sticky-Free"
they may make a run
at it"
Ron
"Two Scoops"
Steffens, Yvonne "Cream
Puff" Steffens
Robert "Sticky"
Nowicki, Debbie
"Tricky" Nowicki
Vegas odds
500:1
"Like Ice Cream, their score depends on the weather, if it is cold
their stock goes up, if it
is warm all hopes melt in
the sun" |
Hole
#17
Lulu
Lumpkin and the
Broken Shaft Boys
"Seedy Mob recruited from the underworld bowels of Kentucky, Ohio &
Illinois"
Greg
"Bluegrass"
Shuttleworth, Mark
"M&M" Molea,
Matt "Hitman" Heil,
Renee "Don't call me Lulu" Heil
   
Vegas odds
50:1
"A disappointing Yoot Rookie appearance has harbored a new desire and
sent this crew to the
"Mr. Lucky School of
Cup Acquisition" |
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Hole
#10A
George
& the
Jungle
"Yoot Veteran now in his third year, tries to lead his team
through the
Jungle"
George "Jungle"
Allen, George "Pops"
Allen Sr.
Eric
"Copperfield"
Soboslee,
& Dave
"Last"
Call
  
Vegas odds
250:1
"You can bring your balls to the Jungle, but you can't bring the
Jungle to your
balls"
|
Hole
#10B
Mudslingers
"Back for their second year slingin' Mud...as dirty as they come"
Nick
"The
Destroyer"
Friedrich,
Joe "The
Cleaner"
Sienkowski
John
"Mudslinger"
Marquardt,
"Captain"
Kurt Smith
   Vegas odds
250:1
"They invested their load of Skin money last year at the bar, instead
of using it
for their
R&D
budget...a
good
decision but
a real
longshot" |
Hole
#8
The
McMullins
"Fresh off the fast food tour, they bring their griddle skills to the
green "
Chris
"Call
me Dave"
Thomas,
Wendy
"Drive
Thru"
Thomas
Lonnie
"Mick"
Mullins,
Dawn
"Twilight"
Mullins
  Vegas odds
500:1
"Yoot Rookies as team members only able to play at twilight...not
suiting this
years early
t-times " |
Hole
#14B
3-D Or Not
3-D
"Little
is known
about this heavily
recruited
crew... even
the Romeo
& Juliet
team name
may be just
a ploy
" Jay
"Action"
Blackson,
Mike
"The
Pionk
Panther"
Greg
"Don't
Ask"
Wysocki,
Rico
"Suave"
Bertossi
Vegas odds
350:1
"An unknown makes Vegas nervous, don't wake a sleeping giant" |
Hole
#11
The
Brewers
"Formed from the Beer Whores, they Brew a better batch "
Russ
"Fire
Water"
Presti,
Dennis
"Hops"
Ahrens,
Gary
"Malt"
Johnson,
Harry
"Pint"
Dayvolt
Vegas odds
150:1
"Just the right combination of Fire water, Hops, & Malt form the
perfect
Pint...a
sleeper " |
The
Cart girls, Starters, Photographers,
Hole-In-One Score
Verifiers,
etc.
Stephanie "Six
Pack"
Brinley
Lisa
"Southern
Comfort"
Rots, Dawn
"Bailey's"
Bemus
Vegas odds 3,000,000:1
"Difficult to score well without clubs" |
