Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: 6' 5" with helmet on
Weight: 285lbs. in full commando gear
Born: Inside the ammo belly of an M-1 tank
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
U.S. Marine Corp.
2000
year Highlights:
Paid twice the normal price of full wet suit golf gear at
West Branch CC, because I failed to realize the full potential of a late fall
thunderstorm. Damn it is cold and wet!
The Long Game:
Hittin a yellow-bellied communist between the eyes with my M-16 at a 1000 yds.
The Short Game:
Sneakin up on one of those bastard yellow-bellied communists undetected. Puttin
my hand over his mouth from behind him, & slicing his throat ear to ear!
What about the enemies?
Any one of a number of those communist bastards, Saddam Hussien lovin
Iraqi’s, or anyone who needs a taste of some good U.S. Marine Corp. ass
kickin!
2001 Projection:
Now that I have the rainsuit, I will go for full waterproof combat boots.
(I will also bring my new wife a souvenir divot tool.)
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
