Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: 6' 5" with helmet on
Weight: 285lbs. in full commando gear
Born: Inside the ammo belly of an M-1 tank
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
U.S. Marine Corp.
1998 year Highlights:
The Corp. really kicked some ass in Kosovo!
The Long Game:
Hittin a yellow-bellied communist between the eyes with my M-16 at a 1000 yds.
The Short Game:
Sneakin up on one of those bastard yellow-bellied communists undetected. Puttin
my hand over his mouth from behind him, & slicin his throat ear to ear!
What about the enemies?
Any one of a number of those communist bastards, Saddam Hussien lovin
Iraqi’s, or anyone who needs a taste of some good U.S. Marine Corp. ass kickin!
1999 Projection:
With my expertise in munitions, sharpshooting, demolitions, artillery, recon, and
hand to hand combat, there is no way any other continent, country or team has a chance to
survive this thing! Go Corp.!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |