Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 0
Height: Shorter than Kevin contrary to popular beliefs.
Weight: Ha Ha
Born: In California
Scouting Report
1999 Highlights:
How does this pink thong look on me?
The Long Game:
I'll take it any way I can get it.
The Short Game:
My pink thongs which I won stand as a testamony to my short game abilities.
What about the enemies:
I guess anyone who tries to take my winning thong is a sure bet.
2000 Predictions:
Well.......... I'm leaving my lingerie at home.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |