Profile & Scouting Report
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Scouting Report
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Yoot Photo & Video Committee
1999 year Highlights:
One of the Twins with Big Jim. Kept his group in stitches all while stealing beer
from Todds cooler! Was looking forward to the annual "Breakfast
Pizza" donated by Big Jim to the Twins, but the pain, agony & disappointment
of the missing "pie" threw his game to hell on Sunday.
The Long Game:
I like when I hook into a real long one. When the line starts screamin
off the reel, it really just sends shivers up my spine. We are talking
about fishing aren't we?
The Short Game:
Those bastard Bluegill are always trying to steal my bait. Ya wanna know
something real funny? Sometimes when I feel a little tug on the lure I
violently jerk the the lure right through the little bastards eye!
Sometimes it goes right through its head! Its cool.
hahahahahahahahahahaha We are talking about fishing aren't
we?
What about the enemies?
Hmmm.....lets see.......enemies......I guess it would have to be Babe
Winkelman & Jimmy Houston or any other of those "Pro
Bastards" that have their own fishing show. Ya see, ever since I
was a little boy "yankin my crankbait", my dream was to be a
fisherman and have my own nationally syndicated fishing show that could
be seen in 144 countries, 15 different languages, around the world. I
even had the name picked out. It was going to be called "The Master
Baiter" which of course in Yugoslavian translates to "Mule
Loaper". We are talking about fishing aren't we?
2000 Projection:
Since my favorite fishing partner "The Gooseslayer" has committed
to this great tournament and will be back to join "Big Jim and
the Twins", there will be not a boat in the lake that can
out-fish us and haul in the load that we hoist up into the
scales to take the prestigious cup. We are talking about fishing
aren't we?
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
