Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: Shorter
than Kevin contrary to popular beliefs.
Weight: Ha Ha
Born: In CaliforniaScouting
Report
Drafted By:
Kevin
1999 year Highlights:
Being able to touch the pink thong won by my team mate Terry.
The Long Game:
Farther than the average woman and some of you wimpy guys
The Short Game:
No short game, look out for the power wedge on the next tee.
What about the enemies?
There will be many after this year.
2000 Projection:
We will make it out of the basement cellar this
year.........that distinction will be someone
else's this year.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
