2002 Highlights:
Spackling my basement
walls
The long game:
When my 3-iron's working
there's no stopping me
The short game:
I usually sink a couple
of 40 to 50 foot putts per round during a scramble -
let's see Mr. Lucky top that!
"What about the enemies?":
I usually go with a
glass of prune juice instead, but on occasion I will
resort to an enema if I get really backed up. As
long as I stay away from the cottage cheese and
corn-on-the-cob I should be OK.
2003 Projection:
I'm leaving all my metal
woods at home and I'm cleaning and sharpening the
grooves on all my irons - let the slaughter begin!
