Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: Of
my game
Weight: a minute, I’m busy
Born: a
poor black child
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Mr. Lucky
2002
year Highlights: Sat around a campfire with my bow hunting buds, and wished I was at
the Yoot! (they just don't understand the Yoot Tradition and what the
hell they are missing!)
The Long Game: What
is with these questions...only concerned about
Height & Long games...Dammit! OK...I am Short
and stubby...there, I said it, OK!!!! Now, if
I can hit my F'in wood off fairway that would be a
real benefit and I would feel as if I could kick the
Sh_T out of my 7 year old neighbor!
The Short Game: "Hey, here we go again...what is with you and
these questions!!!????" OK...I SAID I WAS
SHORT!!! Now, Dammit, take a hint already!
What about the enemies? "WHO made these questions??? THEY are
my enemy, and if I find out who that is...you will
be in for a can of Bemus Whoopass...I'll tear your
head off and puke down yur throat!....You got
that!" Oh, sorry...I really am a super
cool dude and nice guy! Really!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
