1999 year Highlights:
"Happy Birthday Jimmy!" was heard around the bar more than a few times friday night.......with each a new "shot" was thrown back.  "Poor Poor Jimmy" on saturday morning was white as a ghost.

The Long Game:
Once crushed my drive 280 yds., but landed 7 fairways over to the right.

The Short Game:
What’s that? Mastered the perfect "Freddy G" cut shot, which can skip across the green at about 60MPH….. coming to rest 30 yds. on the other side. Such touch!

What about the enemies?
I hate them, (holes n poles)……… but admire all the skill they possess…… which usually brings my team down….(sigh)……. I am taking lesson’s though, which…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Fell asleep)

2000 Projection:
What?....... With the building of my house I will be bankrupt before year end.