1999 year Highlights:
A drunken barrage at  "The Wonderful World of Golf Our Style" Championship on A-GA-MING back nine.  

The Long Game:
My wood clubs usually go farther than my iron shots unless I chunk the woods. I can hit a snap hook, pull hook, draw, fade, slice, banana ball and worm burner with my woods.

The Short Game:
I carry six wedges and three putters in my golf bag at all times.  This is to address each lie and green speed that faces me.

What about the enemies?
One could win.

2000 Projection:
I don't believe in palm readers, tarot cards, or genie's in a bottle.