Profile & Scouting Report
Height: 5 9" when uncorkin a long one
Weight: Lets just say Im a lean, mean, drivin machine
Born: Month of the Yoot in the year 1966
1999 year Highlights:
After arriving in his new red pick-up, he soon turned loose his "A" game on the
Busch Light and brought the cans of fresh brew to their knees. Oh, he also played
golf for the 3rd & 4th times of the year and reeked damage upon the course.
The Long Game:
When on his game, it could be the best in the tournament. Schooled many of
the current PGA tour
players on his now famous technique appropriately called "Ball Brutality".
The Short Game:
Because of his unmatched power off the tee, he sometimes forgets his putter and putts with
his driver. He carries a specially designed Burner Bubble Putter.
What about the enemies?
His only enemy is his favorite beer which of course is "Milwaukees Best".
Too many of these the night before can severely impair his game. It is quite evident when
he ingests too many of these the night before the big tournament. He leans like the
Leaning Tower of Piza toward the north. His teammates will then feed him 6-packs of Busch
Light until he again comes on kilter.
Nothing short of two cases of Busch Light & the cup in my hand again!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire