Profile & Scouting Report
Height: 5' 11"
Born: To drink heavily
Ken, Dalmer & Bass
2000 year Highlights:
"Ummmmmm, I got drunk a lot."
The Long Game:
Bill's long game is variant on the amount of beers
put back at the time of contact with the ball.
The Short Game:
"Ummm, I don't like short shots, give them big
What about the enemies?
"I have no enemies except those dirty little bastards who try to
cut me off at the bar".
"Have fun, get drunk and drink from the cup."
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire