2000 year Highlights:
"Ummmmmm, I got drunk a lot."

The Long Game:
Bill's long game is variant on the amount of beers put back at the time of contact with the ball.

The Short Game:
"Ummm, I don't like short shots, give them big ones!"

What about the enemies?
"I have no enemies except those dirty little bastards who try to cut me off at the bar".