Profile &
Scouting Report
Profile
Height:
When you take a 1/2 swing height doesn't matter
Weight:
Proportionate to height
Born:
To say the "F" word
Scouting Report
Drafted by:
Free Agent
2002 Highlights:
Was able to stand around
the 18th green without spitting and drooling all over
everyone
The long game:
Get real dude
The short game:
I can hit them as short
as anyone
"What about the enemies?":
The Alcoholic Zebras
have no enemies. We only have our fellow yoot
brothers and yoot sisters, all in pursuit of the holy
grail: The Yoot Cup
2003 Projection:
With the addition of
Dave "Supa Bee" Bemus to
the team this year, there is no stopping us
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
