Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: Almost tall enough to ride the rollercoasters at Cedar Point
Weight: 2 � stones
Born: to say the "F" word
Drafted By: Free AgentScouting Report
Alternate Team Name: The Bobby Jones Yoot
Shoot Memorial Moon Pie Marching Band.
1999 year Highlights:
Finally realized what my rainsuit is for, and that while wearing it my name
changes to quartershank.
The Long Game:
In the 3rd dimension, where everything is opposite from our dimension, he is considered
one of the biggest hitters in the game.
The Short Game:
You could tie a croquet mallet to a chimpanzee's tail and get better results around the
green than this Special Olympics reject.
What about the enemies?
In the spirit of friendly competition, doesn't consider any of the other teams his
enemies. Just because they are a bunch of lying, cheating sissies, doesn't mean they
aren't my friends.
2000 Projection:
48 Old Styles.......... sun shine...............75 degrees.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
