Profile & Scouting Report
Height: Almost tall enough to ride the rollercoasters at Cedar Point
Weight: 2 � stones
Born: to say the "F" word
Drafted By: Free Agent
Alternate Team Name: The Bobby Jones Yoot
Shoot Memorial Moon Pie Marching Band.
1998 year Highlights:
In an incredible show of power and dexterity in a clutch situation, threw the
ball 30 yards over the green on the par 5 16th during use of the "throw" shot.
The Long Game:
In the 3rd dimension, where everything is opposite from our dimension, he is considered
one of the biggest hitters in the game.
The Short Game:
You could tie a croquet mallet to a chimpanzee's tail and get better results around the
green than this Special Olympics reject.
What about the enemies?
In the spirit of friendly competition, doesn't consider any of the other teams his
enemies. Just because they are a bunch of lying, cheating sissies, doesn't mean they
aren't my friends.
Plan on looking at the reflection of one of the winners in the bottom of Lord Yoot's cup
as I drink a frosty beverage from its depths.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire