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Darrin Raley
| aka - The Stewart | Ben-wa & the balls |

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Yoot Shoot Record Since 1994






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Profile & Scouting Report


Years played: 8
Height: 5’ 9" when uncorkin a long one
Weight: Lets just say I’m a lean, mean, drivin machine
Born: Month of the Yoot in the year 1966

Scouting Report

Drafted By:
Brad Gomez

1998 year Highlights:
This powerful Yoot was observed by many a pleased members of the gallery T-boning his crushing drives. In fact it is rumored this year that he might carry the new nickname of "T-Bone" after the gallery started chanting "T-bone, T-Bone, T-Bone" after every drive.

The Long Game:
When on his game, it could be the best in the tournament. Schooled many of PGA tour players on his now famous technique appropriately called "Ball Brutality".

The Short Game:
Because of his unmatched power off the tee, he sometimes forgets his putter and putts with his driver. He carries a specially designed Burner Bubble Putter.

What about the enemies?
His only enemy is his favorite beer which of course is "Milwaukee’s Best". To many of these the night before can severely impair his game. It is quite evident when he ingests too many of these the night before the big tournament. He leans like the Leaning Tower of Piza toward the north. His teammates will then feed him 6-packs of Busch Light until he again comes on kilter.  

1999 Projection:
75% of last years team returns. The almighty team of Darrin "T-Bone" Raley, Brad "Hooker Boy" Gomez & Rick "Tai Kwon One On" Rots are out scouting the PGA tour & the nation for the teammate that will put them on their way to a dynasty of wins. If they find their putting machine teammate, count on them to hoist the cup in the "month of the Yoot"!

SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire

  Darrin Raley 1999

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