Profile & Scouting Report
Years played: 3
Weight: I just might back out
Born: In a land far, far away
1998 year Highlights:
Caught the Bouquet, when all real Yoots were in their place up north. Also had a
song written in my absence and dedicated to me, it goes something like "Poor Poor
The Long Game:
Once crushed my drive 280 yds., but landed 7 fairways over to the right.
The Short Game:
Whats that? Mastered the perfect "Freddy G" cut shot, which can skip
across the green at about 60MPH
.. coming to rest 30 yds. on the other side. Such
What about the enemies?
I hate them, (holes n poles)
but admire all the skill they
which usually brings my team down
. I am
taking lessons though,
.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Fell asleep)
One of only 4 other people to have my name on the cup, which was under much controversy
Vegas odds say 99:1 I back-out off the 1999 Yoot Shoot!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire