1998 year Highlights:
Caught the Bouquet, when all real Yoots were in their place up north.  Also had a song written in my absence and dedicated to me, it goes something like "Poor Poor Jimmy".

The Long Game:
Once crushed my drive 280 yds., but landed 7 fairways over to the right.

The Short Game:
What’s that? Mastered the perfect "Freddy G" cut shot, which can skip across the green at about 60MPH….. coming to rest 30 yds. on the other side. Such touch!

What about the enemies?
I hate them, (holes n poles)……… but admire all the skill they possess…… which usually brings my team down….(sigh)……. I am taking lesson’s though, which…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (Fell asleep)

1999 Projection:
One of only 4 other people to have my name on the cup, which was under much controversy (cheating).