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Roger Dukat
| aka - The Spitter, da Rock | The Drunk Drivers |


Inaugural Year

Years Played

Last Year Played

Yoot Shoot Record Since 1994

YR
1998

1

1998

W
0

L
1

Win %
.000


Profile & Scouting Report


Profile


Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 165lbs with 10 cans of Skoal in my back pocket.
Born: In a chewin tobacco factory

Scouting Report

Drafted By: Some Yoots in dire need

1998 year Highlights:
When the Spitters team (The Drunk Drivers) were contacted about his highlights of the previous year. They stood for a long time trying to remember….anything. They could only muster up "We did get to laugh at the time he spit directly into the wind and his face ended up lookin like a Dalmatians. We did hear an unconfirmed report that the course had to be shut down after this "Drunk Driver" team played through due to a mysterious, foul, wintergreen smelling, sticky, brown substance that coated the tee’s, fairways, and greens. The substance was tested in a lab but it is still unconfirmed as to what it is.

The Long Game:
Lets just look at a quote from Golf Magazine on this particular person. "On his long game he’s a slicy, dicey, spittin kitten". I guess that sums it up.

The Short Game:
Is that a magnet in yur pocket……or a can of skoal? Could maybe putt better if he’d wipe that drool off his lip!

What about the enemies?
M.A.C.T. (Mothers Against Chewin Tobacco)

1999 Projection:
Lets look into the crystal ball……hmmm I don’t see him. Isn’t that weird?

SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire

  Roger Dukat
 
 

 
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