Profile & Scouting Report
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 180lbs. (carrying 24 pack BudLight cans)
Dodged the draft in 1994.
Pissed in the Cup when it was stolen from Holes n' Poles teammates. Just for added
flavoring for 1999 season.
The Long Game:
MadDog is constantly shanking off the tee and into the trees, and when in trouble,
the ball usually pounded into the green with a sledge hammer.
The Short Game
Theres nothing short about it. Usually found at local putt-putt course trying to put
it in the clowns mouth or through the windmill.
What about the "Enemies" ?
Enemy to all. has to be embarrassing to all other Yoots".
1999 ProjectionIs this a joke, or what?
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire