Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 3
Height: 5’ 6"
Weight: 120lbs.
Born: In the Detroit area.Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Brad Gomez
1998 year Highlights:
Took the year off to crochet some new golf club covers.
The Long Game:
I don’t have a very long game, but when I do get a-holt of one my eyes get as big as
saucers, I pass gas & I let out a little giggle.
The Short Game:
I like to putt.
What about the enemies?
I don’t have any but if I had to pick one I would say…. Mmmmm ….
Uuuuuhhhhhh…….mmmmmm……..probably that F_ _ _ in bee that stung me 2
years ago.
1999 Projection:
The all girl team will win hands down. We’ll just pull our cloths off on the first
tee on Sunday. All the guys will soil their pants & spend themselves. Then we’ll
coast to 18th to drink out of the cup.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
