Profile & Scouting Report
Height: 4' 10"
Weight: I gotta get a beer to answer this
Born: ON ---- date was the best idea by Bud yet!
I dont like Draft
.. Bottles are best, but will take a can in a pinch.
1998 year Highlights:
Having the whole year off.
The Long Game:
After about 12 Buds, I can screw myself into the ground on my drive, while remaining in
the upright position. Pretty impressive.
The Short Game:
Wicked, as long as I can still focus on the hole.
What about the enemies?
They all cheat! And half of them owe me a beer. I remember something about a
I am working on keeping my swing balance, while ingesting up to 24 Budweisers. Im
not sure Ill have it down by October
get drafted by The Drunk Drivers.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire