Jud "Clampett" Street, and KFC
Announced new product called "Popcorn Chicken" , and successfully
defended my "Secret Recipe" in 2 court cases.
The Long Game:
Introduce the worlds first DNA produced chickens, which have (4) Breasts, (10)
Wings, (23) drumsticks, and (14) thighs. This will decrease overall costs by 72%.
The Short Game:
"ummmmmmm, how about Free Range Amish Wing Dings!"
What about the Enemies:
Well, I have two
. Those damn evil foxes with the bushy tails can
really do damage in my chicken coup!. And those other darn bastards who keep
publishin my secret seven herbs and spices
. Damn ye all to hell!!!!!!!!
A bird in the hand is worth
.a drink from the cup!