Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 1
Height: High as a kite.
Weight: 81 Kilo's dude.
Born: In a hemp field.Scouting Report
Drafted By:
High times magazine
1998 year Highlights:
Whereabouts unknown. Last known contact was in 1996 when he was seen driving on northbound
I-75 in a 1985 Chrysler LeBaron (Old Bessie) at a high rate of speed. Smoke was billowing
out of his window. (Probably pot smoke) A cop car was following in high pursuit.
The Long Game:
From the words of the Bull-sh)tter himself "I’m pretty good dudes. I can shoot
in the low 40’s". His poor, poor teammates were dismayed. They didn’t know
he meant he could only hit it 40 yards!
The Short Game:
From the words of the Bull-sh)tter himself "I’m pretty good dudes. I can usually
put em in the cup from 20 feet". His poor, poor teammates were dismayed. They
didn’t know he meant he could throw his roaches in the cup from 20 feet!
What about the enemies?
His only enemies are his poor, poor teammates that he befriended and lied to, and the
Michigan State Police who are really getting tired of chasing him.
1999 Projection:
He will re-appear in Michigan selling his new line of Hemp products!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
