Drafted by:
Jud "Clampett" Street, and Kellogg’s in 1949

1999 Highlights:
I took some of the Pink ball money and bought beer.

The Long Game:
Plan to increase Market Share by 7% & put those pesky little midgets (snap,crackle, and pop) in the poor house.

The Short Game:
After the filming of Born Free, my mother Elsie, was sent away to a zoo in the USA. I plan on locating her. My wish is to reunited with her in 3 months.

What about the Enemies:
If I ever run into one of those dudes brandishing a small stool and whip….look out, cause the earth will move on that day!