Drafted by:
Jud "Clampett" Street, and Kellogg’s in 1949
1998 Highlights:
Beat that Son of a bitch Leprechaun in total sales, and sent that fruit cake
toucan to the nutbag house. Thaaaaaat’s Grrreeeaaaaattttttt!
The Long Game:
Plan to increase Market Share by 7% & put those pesky little midgets
(snap,crackle, and pop) in the poor house.
The Short Game:
After the filming of Born Free, my mother Elsie, was sent away to a zoo in the
USA. I plan on locating her. My wish is to reunited with her in 3 months.
What about the Enemies:
If I ever run into one of those dudes brandishing a small stool and
whip….look out, cause the earth will move on that day!
Projections:
Since the announcement of cutbacks in Battle Creek, I plan on taking a part time job on a
carousel in Kings Island, Ohio.
