Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 181lbs.
Born: In a golf course clubhouseScouting Report
Drafted By:
Dalmer
2000 year Highlights:
"Winning the cup!! I also would like to mention the
fact that I'm the only Yooter with a 100% win rating for the
cup. Just because it was my 1st year doesn't mean JACK SQUAT!!
I also saved Ken a fortune in Nike balls because he didn't have to
drive the ball 1/2 the time."
The Long Game:
Matt's long game in an UNBELIEVABLE act of god,
you must see it to believe it.....honestly. With consistent
280-300 yard drives against gale force winds and near artic
temperatures you would think he sold his soul to the devil to obtain
such skill.
The Short Game:
Matt's short game is nothing short of
amazing! He's constantly being spotted knocking in 70 plus yard
chips with the greatest of ease.
What about the enemies?
Matt has no enemies except for some drunk northern fellow at the bar who
was trying to pick a fight with him all night last year. Some
people believe it was a ploy from other Yooters to lure him into a fight
thus injuring him and sending him to jail for the remainder of the
YootShoot.
2001 Projection:
Continued domination in the Yoot Shoot circuit by the Drunk Drivers
and hopefully better weather for everyone ! !
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
