Hole
#1
Holes -N- Poles
"No longer the team everyone loves to hate"
Keith "Titanium" Chene, Shelly "King Cobra" Chene,
Kim
"Kiddo" Gomez & Paul "Mr. Lucky" Gomez
    Vegas
odds 5:1
"Fresh off a stint with the PGA at the Ryder Cup this year, Keith
"Titanium" Chene was instilled new direction
from some of his "new" PGA friends...a sure
fire shot at the cup" |
Hole
#18A
6 Balls & A Basket
"Following
in Holes-N-Poles Footsteps"
Brad "Louie Kardanko" Gomez, Ranea "Godiva" Piava,
Darrin "14 Clubs" Raley & Rick "Shag me Rotten" Rots
   
Vegas
odds 6:1
"With their new acquisition, new life sprung into the step of both "Louie Kardenko"
& "14 Clubs", these boys hopes
of the cup are runnin high...lets just hope
they both don't develop a case of "Tippy-Toe
Driver"" |
Hole
#18B
The "Dreaded" Drunk Drivers
Prior Three-Peat Champions!
The team that (used to) drink the most.
Scott "Hot2Trot" Bass,
Ken "Konstant-Tee-Off" Kotenko,
Bill "Shotz"
Fenwick & Kris "Tiger" Kotenko
    Vegas
odds 8:1
"Learning to play with the same line-up for the 3rd consecutive
year...a make or break (up) situation"
Previous drunk drivers per year
95-1
95-2
96-1
96-2
97-1
98-1
99-1
00-1
01-1 |
Hole
#17
The Alcoholic Zebras
Straight from the Yukon Jack
Distillery!
Rob
"The Edge" Roy,
Randy "Halfshank" Gomez,
Dave "Supa Bee" Bemus & Mark "The Hammer" Shuttleworth
   
Vegas odds
10:1
""Supa-Bee" set his sites on the 2004 cup and came out
strong in the spring but may have peaked too
early..."Halfshank"...well...ummmm...I
can't explain it, i have never seen anything
like it" |
Hole
#16A
The Bean Counters
"Defending 2003 Yoot Shoot Champions!"
"Veteran Yooters ready for any audit and another drink"
Dan "Fullhouse"
Felstow, Harold
"Haberdasher" Burns,
Ken "The Bear" Kubiak, Mike "Bloodsucker" Leich
  
Vegas odds
3:1
"A spectacular showing last year in a rain shortened tournament.
Can they hold on for two complete rounds
with a mass infusion of alcohol??" |
Hole
#16B
The
Pantyboyz
A Dynasty falls and a new
one comes to light
Scott "Ringer"
Peterson, Jeff "The Shark"
Sharkey,
Jim "TD" Hartfield, Ed
"The Lock" Kratz
   Vegas
odds 10:1
"Bobby Blackhole finally
calls it quits with the longtime
Pantyboy teammates ending a long era
of confusion, and score-keeping
debacles...will they bring the Cup
back?? " |
Hole
#15
Drunk Drivers "too"
Drunk Drivers want-to-be's, want to be
hoisten the Cup!
Kevin "The Blade" Kotenko, Gary "Player"
Huitson,
Joe
"Begonia" Brinley & Mike "Coffin" Hoff.
  
Vegas
odds 15:1
"With the one year layoff of "First Blood" Rambow, the
Yootshoot may finally see the
first warm weather in 6
years! The bad weather
streak started when he first
joined the team?" |
Hole
#14A
Divot
Slingers
Satan himself couldn't dig
divots like this!
Darrin "Divot
Devil" Costello, Keith
"Mulcher" Lowery,
Nick
"The
Destroyer"
Friedrich &
John
"Mudslinger"
Marquardt
  
Vegas
odds 100:1
"Call the taxidermist and get that one mounted! Boy does this
team give a new meaning to
PELT. A nice Pelt to hang over
the fireplace!" |
Hole
#14B
The Duffers
Regrouping back
to their original team
after an experiment
grouping last year went
awry
Scott "Duffer" Duffie, Laurie "Muffie"
Duffie,
Todd "E.F."
Suddon,
Paula "Ulva"
Suddon
    Vegas
odds 80:1
"Reunited to make a run at the cup, this folly foursome have a few
tricks up their
sleeves and some fancy
underthings....." |
Hole
#13
The Beer Whores
Marshmallow toting crew creates some
"sticky" situations
Steve "Last Call"
Lee Sr., Steve "Jay Are"
Lee,
Chris "Next Round" Lee & Kevin "It's On Me" Lee
  
Vegas
odds 5:1
"A Lee family reunion right at the Yoot! After a second place
finish last year,
this little
reunion may carve
their family crest
in the cup! " |
Hole
#12B
The Barbers of
Seville
"This Barbershop Quartet has been practicing perfect harmony for
quite some time"
Marie
"Ginsu"
Caruso, Joe "Scissorhands" Caruso,
Sam "The Cutter"
Ventimiglia, Anna "Blade"
Ventimiglia
  Vegas
odds 100:1
"This Quartet keeps their clubs sharpened to perfection...the course
never looked so
groomed after they
play thru" |
Hole
#12A
The Hatfields & McCoys
"Some Country Stompin, Rock & Roll Ass Kicken"
Mark
"The
Mangler"
Gomez, Mike
"Hacksaw"
Coussens,
Tom "I'm
Gettin"
Madden, Michael
"Turbo"
Jett
Vegas odds
200:1
"Drinking Moonshine and swinging clubs in the hills of Northern
Michigan could
start a feud the
likes never
before seen " |
|
Hole
#11
Troy & The Jungle
"A melting of two
teams to
create a
drinking
powerhouse!"
Troy
"Dr."
Dupuis, George
"The
Jungle"
Allen,
Ken
"Tarzan
"
Klownowski, Charley "Trojan
boy" McMillan
  
Vegas
odds 200:1
"Build a still,
and they will come...Golf?...Who
needs golf?" |
Hole
#10A
Tommy & The Tutones
"Please call Jenny at 867-5309 for information on this team"
Tommy "Tutone"
Caruso, Greg
"Make'em"
Hakim
Ed "Hob"
Knauber, Greg
"One Hitter"
Butkovich
   Vegas odds
90:1
"After taking the 2004 WWOG cup this spring, Tommy is planning on
sipping
the
sweet
nectar
from the
Yoot
Cup...sometimes
the
nectar
is not
that
sweet"" |
Hole
#10B
The Lickety
Splits
"This crew comes from a long background of ice cream cone twisters...if
they can keep their
hands
"Sticky-Free"
they may make a run
at it"
Ron
"Two Scoops"
Steffens, Yvonne "Cream
Puff" Steffens
Robert "Sticky"
Nowicki, Debbie
"Tricky" Nowicki
Vegas odds
300:1
"Virtually an unknown in 2003, they have raised their cones a notch
and
set
their
eyes
on
the
top
of
the
sundae!" |
Hole
#9A
Lulu
Lumpkin and the
Broken Shaft Boys
"Seedy Mob recruited from the underworld bowels of Kentucky, Ohio &
Illinois"
Greg
"Bluegrass"
Shuttleworth, Mark
"M&M" Molea,
Matt "Hitman" Heil,
Renee "Don't call me Lulu" Heil
   
Vegas odds
30:1
"A respectable showing in 2003 has brought new enthusiasm into this
crew...along
with
the
birth
of
a
future
Yoot!
Lulu
promised
a
shiny
new
sippy
cup
to
the
future
Yoot!!!!
" |
|
Hole
#9B
The
Spartans
"Yoot rookies fresh from a rave at Spartan Stadium"
Jeff
"Sparticus"
Markstrom,
Michelle
"Verina"
Markstrom
Todd
"Brutus"
Grischke,
Deb
"Eutropia"
Grischke
Vegas odds
200:1
"Prefers Chariots over golf carts, and Spears over golf clubs...this
crew
eats
with
their
bare
hands
and
hunts
Wolverines
for
fun...(Wolverines
bite
back
though)."
|
Hole
#8A
Fosters
On
Tap
"Foaming from the brim"
Jamie
"Gimmee
a"
Foster,
Mike
"Happenin"
Chapman
Rick
"Bullseye"
Stillman,
Austin
"Powers"
Stillman
Vegas odds
75:1
"To much head may prove to be nothing but air!" |
Hole
#8B
The
McMullins
"Fresh off the fast food tour, they bring their griddle skills to the
green "
Chris
"Call
me Dave"
Thomas,
Wendy
"Drive
Thru"
Thomas
Lonnie
"Mick"
Mullins,
Dawn
"Twilight"
Mullins
  Vegas odds
300:1
"Able to drive a ball 275yds off the top of a griddle, and hit the
ball
within
inches
of
the
pin
from
a
french
fry
bunker...throw
a
little
grass
in
there
and
all
hell
breaks
loose
" |
Hole
#7A
3-D Or Not
3-D
"Heavily
recruited,
a
lot
is
very
secret
about
this
team...a
real
sleeper" Carlos
"Da
Truth"
DaSliva",
Todd
"The
Hintz
Man"
Bill
"Feely"
Gentile,
Jeff
"Put
Up
Your"
Dukes
Vegas odds
150:1
"Never wake a sleeping dog" |
Hole
#7B
The
Brewers
"Formed from the Beer Whores, they Brew a better batch "
Russ
"Fire
Water"
Presti,
Dennis
"Hops"
Ahrens,
Gary
"Malt"
Johnson,
Harry
"Pint"
Dayvolt
Vegas odds
150:1
"Cask conditioned for one year, they come to the party ready to tap
the
cup
" |
Hole
#6
Bobby
&
The
New
Blackholes
Freshly
off
their
honeymoon
wearing
nothing
but
a
string
of
flowers
around
their
necks...oooo-la-la!
Jim
"Bobby"
Caruso,
Traci
"20/20"
Caruso
,
Joe
"Harley"
Fogolini,
Laurie
"
Sidecar"
Fogolini
Vegas
odds 301:1
"They have to shake the volcanic ash from their shoes before even
attempting their first
shot...and what's with those
brightly colored flowery
shirts?"
|
Hole
#5A
The
Gumbas
"Plays with cement golf shoes, and always packing
"heat"
"
Joe
"Boss"
Zannetti,
Sarah
"Confetti"
Zannetti
Ray
"Luciano"
Kreucher,
Karen
"The
Cleaner"
Kreucher
Vegas odds
303:1
"Simple words...stay away, and don't look them in the eyes...if you
find
their
ball,
throw
it
in
the
middle
of
the
fairway
and
say
"Nice
shot"
"
|
Hole
#5B
Last
Call
"Drinks with the Brewers & Beer Whores until closing time "
Dave
"Last"
Call,
Dave
"Later"
Call
Jr.,
Eric
"Jigger"
Johns,
Pat
"O'Malley"
McGee
Vegas odds
150:1
"Slurring, Stumbling, Drooling is no way to go through life
boy's...but
nothings
wrong
with
a
beer
with
the
boys"
|
Hole
#4
The
Brunkhouse
Gang
"A team that golf's together, sleeps together "
Richard
"Top
Bunk"
Brunkey,
Catherine
"Bottom
Bunk"
Brunkey
Ron
"Sleeper"
Steffens,
Angela
"The
Dream"
Steffens
Vegas odds
350:1
"Plays in their slippers and nighties...a real distraction to the
rest
of
the
contenders...this
one
could
be
a
real
SLEEPER
!!
"
|
Hole
#3
Over
Easy
"Two Eggs over easy and some toast...A good start in the morning is the
key
to
a
good
round
"
Dawn
"Eggs"
Benedict,
Jim
"U-Don't-Know"
Schmidt,
"Lightning"
Rod
Crittenden,
Scott
"Towels"
Jankowiak
Vegas odds
100:1
"You can't go wrong with this philosophy, Mom always knew best!
Another
Yoot
rookie
team
with
an
eye
on
the
cup...coffee
just
doesn't
belong
in
the
cup
"
|
The
Cart girls, Starters, Photographers,
Hole-In-One Score
Verifiers,
etc.
Stephanie "Six
Pack"
Brinley
Lisa
"Southern
Comfort"
Rots, Dawn
"Bailey's"
Bemus
Vegas odds 3,000,000:1
"Difficult to score well without clubs" |
