11:00am
Ben & The Waa - Waa's Team 1
"1999 DEFENDING CHAMPS"
Brad "Louie Kardanko" Gomez, "Big" Ben Bullen, Darrin "Da
Steward" Raley & Rick "Shag me Rotten" Rots
    Vegas
odds 3:1
"Team has not gelled, two members haven't played" |
11:10am
Holes n' Poles Team 2
"The team everyone loves to hate"
Keith "Titanium" Chene, Shelly "King Cobra" Chene, Kim
"Taylor Made" Gomez & Paul "Mr. Lucky" Gomez
    Vegas
odds 2:1
"Team worked hard this summer,will Shelly show up?" |
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11:20am
The Alcoholic Zebras Team 3
We're importing some Old Style 30 packs
Rick "Money" Michels, Rob
"Edge" Roy, Randy "Halfshank" Gomez & Mark "The Hammer" Shuttleworth
   
Vegas odds 5:1
"Employment woes has cast it's shadow of doubt"
Heavy recruiting by the Alcoholic Zebra's has paid
off!
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11:30am
The "Dreaded" Drunk Drivers Team 4
The team that drinks the most.
Scott "Bass", Ken "Konstant-tee-off" Kotenko,
Matt "Hannibal" Stark and the infamous Jeff "The Surgeon" Dalmer
    Vegas
odds 25:1
"Going thru life drunk produces no winners"
Previous drunk drivers per year 95-1 95-2 96-1 96-2 97-1
98-1 99-1 |
11:40am
B.O.B. & The Blackholes Team 5
Is it this weekend? Where's Rodney? ahhhhh?! duh!
Jim "BlackholeBobby" Caruso, Jim "TD" Hartfield, Ed "The
Lock" Kratz & "Silky" Joe Colella
    Vegas
odds 100:1
"Doubt's on whether team will BOB"
Vegas odds on JJimmy backing out increasing as the weather forecasts are
coming in. |
11:50am
Big Jim & the New Twins Team 6
"Although some arms had to be twisted, they are back to take revenge
on those pesky feathery birds" ,Mark
"Master Baiter" Gomez, Todd "Gooseslayer"
Culver, Evon "Happy
Gilmore" Walker & Jim "Big Daddy" Walker.
    Vegas
odds 80:1
"Can Big Jim keep these two well fed?" |
12:00pm
Golfers with Big Balls Team 7
Returning thong wearing veterans
Kevin "Aircraft" Carrier, Karen "Ball" Carrier, Terry
"Triplet" Dzon & Tina "Porcelain Doll" Dzon
    Vegas
odds 400:1
"Carries their own schnapps bottle" |
12:10pm
The "hey were" Drunk Drivers "too" Team 8
The team that will drink 2nd most, hence the name.
Kevin "The Blade" Kotenko, Gary "Player", Joe
"Begonia" Brinley & Brian "FirstBlood" Rambow.
    Vegas
odds 90:1
"A bird in the hand, doesn't make four" |
12:20pm
Financing Fancy Pants Team 9
"Just off their rookie season, they can taste the silver spoon....er
....cup in their mouths"
Jud "008" Street, Joanna "40 Love" Shea, Tony
"The Tiger" Saunders, Amy "The Colonel"
Saunders
   
Vegas odds 50:1
"Secret weapon "40-Love" debuts, will it work?" |
12:30pm
The Bean Counters Team 10
"Veteran Yooters making a comeback after 1999 volunteering escapade"
Dan "Fullhouse"
Felstow, Harold
"Haberdasher" Burns,
Ken "The Bear" Kubiak, Darin "Bobo" Beaupre
   
Vegas odds 200:1
"Sharpening the pencils, will not be enough" |
12:40pm
Troy & The Trojan Horses Team 11
"We're new for 2000 and something's up our belly.....!"
Troy "Dr."
Dupuis, Dwayne "Dingle" Dupuis, Mike "Sippin
Jack" Daniels, Charley "Trojan boy 1" McMillan
   
Vegas odds 300:1
"An unknown, possibly the best sleeper" |
The
Cart girl Photographer
Stephanie "Joe's
Babe" Miles, soon to be Brinley!
Vegas odds 3,000,000:1
"Difficult to score well without clubs" |
1999 Cart girl photographer Michelle
is taken a break this year with her newborn baby girl Annabelle.
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