Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: Stricken from the records
Height: 4’ 11"
Weight: 352 lbs. of fresh Virgin Jail-Meat
Born: On Pluto’s Pervert PlanetScouting Report
Drafted By:
No Yoot member will acknowledge
1998 year Highlights:
Uhh… we shouldn’t discuss that here. Lets just say, lets hope he like to be
somebody’s bitch.
The Long Game:
If he likes callin it a game, yes, he will be gone for a long, long time.
The Short Game:
I guess this means what the size of his little kroger will shrivel to the first time he
sees his bitch comin after him.
What about the enemies?
Behind bars you don’t have any enemies, you just have people who want to love you.
They especially love pervert types with sweet lips.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
