Drafted by:
Jud "Clampett" Street, and KFC
1998 Highlights:
Announced new product called "Popcorn Chicken" , and successfully
defended my "Secret Recipe" in 2 court cases.
The Long Game:
Introduce the worlds first DNA produced chickens, which have (4) Breasts, (10)
Wings, (23) drumsticks, and (14) thighs. This will decrease overall cost’s by 72%.
The Short Game:
"ummmmmmm, how about Free Range Amish Wing Dings!"
What about the Enemies:
Well, I have two……. Those damn evil foxes with the bushy tails can
really do damage in my chicken coup!. And those other darn bastards who keep
publishin’ my secret seven herbs and spices…. Damn ye all to hell!!!!!!!!
Projections:
A bird in the hand is worth…….a drink from the cup!
