Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 1/2
Height: 5’7"
Weight: 107 3/4lbs.
Born: On another planet.Scouting Report
Drafted By:
TazBob
1998 year Highlights:
I called Taz approx. 35 times, seeing if he still cared for me……. I think I have
him where I want him. Do you like my new hairdo? Isn't Jimmy funny?
The Long Game:
I like when I get it long AND hard! Isn’t Jimmy funny?
The Short Game:
Ok, you stand there, and I will swim under your legs, …come back thru them,…
then speed swim out of the water and land on your shoulders while you swing a sand wedge
in the pool and snag my t-back off!!!…… oh yeah! Isn't Jimmy funny?
What about the enemies?
The only enemies I have are those bitches from Cypress Gardens who won’t let me water
ski in their famous pyramid…… I know I can do it! Oh, and I
guess you could consider Jimmy my enemy sometimes too. One time, on Brian Turkes
boat in the middle of lake St. Clair, I was going to take my bikini top off to tan myself
about the breasts and Jimmy got his little panties in a bunch, tazzed out on me, oh my
god! Next thing you know, we were heading in for the day. Isn't Jimmy funny?
1999 Projection:
All of you please send me your mailing addresses. I think this is the
year! I feel I’ll be walking down the isle…… please excuse Jimmy from the
yoot this year…… our marriage is much more important. Isn't Jimmy funny?
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
