1998 year Highlights:
Well, I couldn’t say there were many highlights, but I playing the best damn golf right now! Bring on the Yoot!

The Long Game:
You can hit the ball a mile up here!

The Short Game:
I know nobody down there would believe it, but I have perfected the perfect cut shot!!! I have yet to make a chip, which hasn’t landed right in the hole!!! It’s unbelievable!!!

What about the enemies?
You have no enemies up here…… only headaches caused by earthlings thinking bad thoughts of my beloved Yoot Champs "Holes-n-Poles". Oh… I feel one coming on now!