Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 1
Height: .366 Rods
Weight: 60,000 Pennyweights
Born: Somewhere in unmapped territory. He was abandoned (actually his
parents lost him) at birth, That’s why his famous father "Rand" started
makin maps.Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Freddy "Soft Touch" Gomez
1998 year Highlights:
Rovin from cart to cart makin sure nobody was cheatin on their scores. Especially those
damn Drunk Drivers.
The Long Game:
I can hit my real "Wood" driver as far as those damn titanium thangs.
The Short Game:
I like to "Map" my way onto the green and into the hole. I guess that map stuff
is in my blood.
What about the enemies?
That guy with the video camera is my only enemy. He records me swinging my club then asks
me if I’ve ever seen it!
1999 Projection:
I don’t give a crap!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
