Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 180lbs. (carrying 24 pack BudLight cans)
Born: Hospital
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Dodged the draft in 1994.
1998 Season:
Pissed in the Cup when it was stolen from Holes n' Poles teammates. Just for added
flavoring for 1999 season.
The Long Game:
MadDog is constantly shanking off the tee and into the tree’s, and when in trouble,
the ball usually pounded into the green with a sledge hammer.
The Short Game
There’s nothing short about it. Usually found at local putt-putt course trying to put
it in the clowns mouth or through the windmill.
What about the "Enemies" ?
Enemy to all. has to be embarrassing to all other Yoots".
1999 Projection
Is this a joke, or what?
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
