Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: taller than jim
"peanut" caruso, but then again who isn't????
Weight: only the "budman"
knows and will never tell!
Born: too late to say I don't remember the 70's, cause I don't!
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
The drunk drivers, they needed someone to get the bail money and bat their
eyelashes at the police.
1999 year Highlights:
A growing uterus
The Long Game:
Holding camera horizontal (for longer pictures).
The Short Game:
Holding camera vertical (for taller pictures).
What about the enemies?
They don't want to be on my "bad" side, ever! Hence, no
enemies.
2000 Projection:
I hope it's a girl!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |