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Years played: 3
Height:
6’0"
Weight: Fluctuates drastically with beer
consumption
Born: Rumored to have been
conceived, delivered, and raised to the age of 5 at the Lord Yoot
Manor…
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Drafted By:
N/A
One of the creators of the Drunk Drivers
1998 year Highlights:
Due to
many reasons beyond my control, and in protest to some unfair team
stacking, I was forced to sit out of this prestigious event. I did
however take part in the creation of the Great Lord Yoot
cup.
The Long Game:
A natural
when it comes to playing the hard dog leg right do to my super human
almost god like slice I have developed.
The Short Game:
UMM… take a
look at my Alias…
What about the enemies?
As a
proud member of the "Drunk Driver" we have no enemies. We will drink
with anyone. However, we are always in constant battle against the
repressive dictatorship of "Holes and Poles" for the right of the
common Yooter.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot
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