Description |
SAT. at THE DREAM G.C. 9:00am |
SUN. at SUGAR SPRINGS C.C. 9:00am |
OH! IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!
CLOSEST TO THE PIN |
HOLE # 5,8,12 & 17 |
HOLE # 3,5,12 & 15 |
#%@&%#- I'M TAKING A
MULLIGAN!!!
ALTERNATE ONE PERSON TO HIT TWO SHOTSFOR EACH
STROKE. (DIFFERENT PERSON EACH SHOT)
(THE FIRST WILL PROBABLY SUCK ANYWAY!) |
HOLE # 11 |
HOLE # 11 |
IS THAT A MAGNET IN YOUR
POCKET?!!-HOLE!
MUST BE PLAYED FROM THE BLUE TEE'S (LADIES-WHITE)
("AHHHH, BILL.....I ONLY PLAY FROM THE PEGS, I'M A HOLE PROFESSIONAL AFTER
ALL.....WHOOOOSH....#*&%#@!!) |
HOLE # 12 |
HOLE #5 |
**KNUCKLEHEAD HOLE!!!!
MUST BE PLAYED WITH THE SAME CLUB FOR ENTIRE HOLE! (EACH
PERSON MAY CHOOSE DIFFERENT CLUB)
"IT'S THE ONLY CLUB I WON'T SHANK WITH!!" |
HOLE #10 |
HOLE # 8 |
YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR BEST
TEAM MEMBER !!-HOLE
EACH PLAYER PLAYS THEIR OWN BALL, FOR EACH SHOT TAKE THE BEST SCORE FOR THE HOLE (NO
SCRAMBLE) THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT! |
HOLE # 7 |
HOLE # 2 |
GIRLIE - BOY HOLE!!!
MUST BE PLAYED FROM LADIES TEE'S.... HOLE # 4 HOLE # 13
"IS IT REALLY TRUE....IF YOU HIT FROM HERE, YOUR
MANHOOD WILL DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY???" |
HOLE # 4 |
HOLE # 13 |
| OPEN UP AND SAY AHHHHHH!!
HOLE EACH PLAYER MUST DO A SHOT OF SCHNAPS B4
T-SHOT
(A SPOONFUL OF MEDICINE HELPS YOUR GOLF SWING GO DOWN!!) |
HOLE # 6 |
HOLE # 4 |
IT'S A PERFECT DAY FOR A
SUNDAY DRIVE !!!-HOLE
LONGEST DRIVE IN FAIRWAY...YOU BRUT!
"HOUSTON... ALL CLEAR....READY FOR THROTTLE UP!" |
HOLE # 16 |
HOLE #16 |
GOLF BALL, CUE BALL, EIGHT
BALL...IT'S ALL THE SAME - HOLE!!!
THROW THE PUTTER AWAY (IT DOESN'T WORK ANYWAY!), ALL SHOTS ON GREEN MUST BE SHOT WITH
THE CUE STICK!!! |
HOLE #15 |
HOLE # 14 |
| WHO NEEDS A CLUB, ANYWAY!!?? |
(1) THROW ALLOWED PER NINE (WE AIN'T COUNTIN EITHER!)
SCRAMBLE FORMAT- EVERYBODY THROWS(CHEATS)- TAKE BEST THROW! |
A PINK BALL TO GO WITH YOUR PINK SOFT HEAD!!!!!!!!(SAT.
ONLY)
PINK BALL TO BE PLAYED FOR ENTIRE HOLE BY EACH PLAYER IN ROTATION. TEAM WITH THE BALL LEFT
@ END RECEIVES A PINK SOFT BONNET & DA PRIZE MOO-LA.
WAAAAAAAAA!!!-WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! |
| ***SCRAMBLE FORMAT*** BALLS TO BE PLACED NO MORE THAN ONE
CLUB LENGTH FROM BALL CHOSEN |
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