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Paul Gomez
| aka - Mr. Lucky | Da Furor | YootCEO
Team: Holes-N-Poles

Inaugural Year




Profile & Scouting Report


Height: of my career
Weight: until you see our secret weapon this year!
Born: with a sand wedge in my hand
Drafted: N/A.  Yoot Forefather, Yoot CEO, Chairman of Yoot Site Selection Committee, Director of Yoot Goodie Procurement,  Director of Yootshoot Rules Implementation Team, Editor-in-Chief of the Yoot Post, Board of Directors on the Yootshoot Website Committee, Co-Chairman of Holes n' Poles selection committee,  Volunteer for TRASH (Twins Run Amuck from Smoking Hash),  Author of the NY Times Best Seller "Chipping 'em in with Yur Eyes Closed",  Head of Household,  Parent in Charge on Tuesdays and Thursday's 4:00 - 8:30pm,  Co-writer of the hit songs "Handle With Care" , "Chemo Dog", "Pink-Dotted Hindu Bitch" & "Bang Your Head Against a Flag Pole", Creator/Owner of the rights to the future band name of "Fidgety Steven", 2002 WWOG Champion, 2003 WWOG Champion, Married filing jointly. 

Scouting Report

2002 Season
An awesome opening round in the bar (It was rained-out, and I held my own in the bar at Boyne even after receiving fierce words from irate Yooters that we should be out there in the rain...after all...WE HAVE PLAYED IN THE DAMN SNOW BEFORE!)   Sorry Yooters...I tried, but in the end the greens superintendent has the final say!  Really, it wasn't ME!

The Long Game
Waiting for the rain to subside on that dreadful friday...missing our chance to turn in a leading score at the Heathers course.  The day was long and the drinking started VERY early...through the rain...drinking...waiting...drinking some more.  After 6 hours of this, I was designated the driver of our car because I was in the best condition.  It was ice water after that while all my Yoot kin partied like there was no tomorrow (and no such thing as a hangover).  I was caught in downtown Petoskey...buzz wearing thin, with a bunch of drunks and I was drinking ice water. RFN.  I vow NEVER to leave the resort compound AGAIN...where I don't have to DRIVE when I drink!

The Short Game
Give me a branch of a willow tree and a old Tootsie Pop and I will hit that Tootsie to within 6 inches of the cup anytime.  

What about the "Enemies" ?
Enemies?  What Enemies?  Nobody loves a whiner and I ain't complainin' 'bout nuthin.

2003 Projection
Hahahahaha..... Now go get that Cup and chill it up REAL nice in the freezer before you put my beer in it.  Holes-N-Poles likes our beer near frozen and we will be drinkin from that cup come Saturday afternoon.  Just don't let our lips stick to the frozen metal rim.

SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire




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