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2002
FAQ's |
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Will
the Drunk
Drivers
"form as a
group"
after dissention
breaks up the
2001 group, then
re-forms again
after a long
player search
proves useless
and a team
intervention is
ordered? Nothing
can stop the ever
evolving Drunk
Drivers! |
| Will
Holes-N-Poles
regain their
90's dynasty
after the girl's
make a promise
"to pull
the team
through" in
2002?
The
girl's kept the
team in the
standing but
were defeated
once again by
the Drunk
Drivers.
Maybe the Boys
need to make a
promise in 2003?
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Will
the Bean
Counters come up
with some
accounting wizardry
or was last
years
performance
nothing but
"Enron
smoke and
mirrors"?
The
Bean counters
were again up
with the best of
them. No
smoke n' mirrors
here.
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| Will
the team leader
of Brad and the
Ben-Waa's make
it both days or
will he again
leave his team
to wither in the
dry, cold air?
Brad
made it both
days this year,
but the team
soreness towards
him from
abandoning last
year must have
still remained.
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Will
the Alcoholic
Zebra's allow
Randy to ever,
ever putt in a
Pink Ball putt off
(what were they
thinking?), and
will they be able
to keep him from
spitting in
everyone's faces?
I
don't think the
ZA's will EVER
allow Randy to
putt for them
again and have put
him in AA and SA
(spitting
awareness) classes
this past year.
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| Bobby
of "BOB
& the
Blackholes"
says that
"these
guy's better
perform this
year or
else!"...hmmmm,
sounds like this
team is jelling
like 5W-30 in a
hot engine on a
hot August Day!
The
Bobby Blackholes
performed
superbly this
year minus the
fact of
forgetting to
mark their
drives.
OOPS!
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Will
the broken shaft
boys of
"Lulu
Lumpkin &
the Broken Shaft
Boys" keep
their tempers in
check & and
put a smile on
Lulu's face (and
everyone else's)
as she raises
the cup over her
head exposing
her Lumpkins to
the cheering
onlookers?
Not
this year, maybe
in 2003?!
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| Will
The Barbers of
Seville show that this
game is not
all speed, length,
& stamina but
nothing other
than who has
the sharpest
scissors?
The
Barbers came
in with a
tremendous
showing this
year, showing
this game
isn't all
that.
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Have
their Balls
grown a little
bigger since
last year as
the Golfers
With Big Balls
attempt to
move up the
"ladder
of
respect"
at this years
Yoot?
They
must have
grown because
they were
ballsy enough
to try using a
slingshot for
their throw
and get the 'Yoot
ass award'.
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| The
"Drunk
Drivers
Too"
made a
respectable
showing last
year
although an
insider
released
information
that the
team will
disband
"if
this
%@#$&
cold rain,
sleet, snow,
& wind
doesn't
stop"
for the 2002
event
....hmmm,
the 2001
Director of
Weather was
fired this
year.
Team
dissention
was too much
to bear as
it tore this
team apart
in 2002.
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Will
Tommy of
"Tommy
and the
Tutones"
keep his
roadies in
check and
rock and
roll their
way for a
night with
Jenny
(867-5309)
and the Cup?
Tommy
couldn't
keep his
partying, magic
trick
roadies in
check in a
bid for the
cup.
Better luck
in 2003!
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| Will
Ted and
the Show
Macs bring
enough
power with
them to
induce the
cup to a
pile of
molten
metal?
The
cold wet
weather
kept them
from
melting
the cup
this
year.
Hopefully
in 2003
we'll see
some nice
weather
for a
change!
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What
does Troy
& the
Trojan
Horses
have up
their
sleeves
(or in
their
bellies?)
for this
year?
(Something
tells me
it has a
hint of
alcohol to
it) Troy
n' the
Trojans
fell into
an
alcoholic
bliss
early on
and the
rest is
history. |
| Will
the
Manglers
of
"Mark
&
the
Manglers"
lose
their
cool and
go into
a
alcohol
induced psycho
depressed
state
causing
them all
to beat
each
other
with
their
own
clubs?
Or will
they
enjoy a
comfortable
day of
relaxing
golf?
Nobody
lost
their
cool or
beat
each
unmercifully
about
the
chest
neck in
head.
Congrats
boys!
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Will
the
Duffers,
who
split
from
their
"better
halfs"
causing
marital
friction,
be able
to piece
together
their
relationships
after
bringing
the cup
home to
"ma
ma"?
The
Duffer's
were
unable
to bring
home the
cup and rumor
has it
they
will be
rejoining
the
muffer's
in 2003.
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| Will
"The
Tomahawks"
make a
run for
the cup
even
though
their
fingers
and
hands
are
sewed
together
with the
Yoot
logo
from the
embroidery
machine
after
running
all the
Yootwear
at the
last
possible
moment?
The
weather
must
have
caught
this
rookie
team by
surprise,
still a
good
rookie
year
showing!
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Well
what can
we say
about
the Beer
Whores?
This
team
eats the
caps
from
their
bottles
of beer
and
replaces
it with
a soft
white
marshmallow,
then
leave
them
littered
upon the
course.
No
tell-tale
signs of
the
marshmallows
across
the
course
this
year,
maybe in
2003?
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| Will
the
rookie
team
"Mudslingers"
drink
from the cup
filled
with a
concoction
of
lightweight
drywall
compound
&
beer?
They
don't
need the
stinkin'
cup when
they
walked
away
with a
two day
skins
awarded
souly to
them.
They accompanied
poor
bassie
into
town to
drink
from the
cup with
him
because
the
other
winning
team
mates
would
not
go....once
again.
WHY NOT
is the
big
question
here.
Maybe in
the 2003
FAQ's.
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Will
the
Muffers
even
want to
return
home to
their
paltry
surroundings
after receiving
all the
attention
on the
course...oh,
and
carrying
the cup
home in
front of
their
dazed
and
confused
husbands? The
Muffer's
cared
not
about
their
score,
drank
silly,
had a
great
time and
wore
their
undies
on the
outside
of their
pants! |
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