10:53am
The "Dreaded" Drunk Drivers
Your Defending Back-2-Back Champions!
The team that drinks the most.
Scott "Hot2Trot" Bass,
Ken "Konstant-Tee-Off" Kotenko,
Bill "Shotz"
Fenwick & Kris "Tiger" Kotenko
    Vegas
odds 99:1
"Vegas doesn't like three-peaters nor dissention in the line-up...Internal
team fighting will get you nowhere"
Previous drunk drivers per year
95-1
95-2
96-1
96-2
97-1
98-1
99-1
00-1
01-1 |
11:03am
The Bean Counters
"Veteran Yooters ready for any audit"
Dan "Fullhouse"
Felstow, Harold
"Haberdasher" Burns,
Ken "The Bear" Kubiak, Darin "Bottoms Up"" Beaupre
   
Vegas odds
6:1
"These boy's lost the 2001 event in the 1st ever playoff match and are counting on not
letting that happen again" |
11:13am
Holes- n- Poles
"The team everyone loves to hate"
Keith "Titanium" Chene, Shelly "King Cobra" Chene,
Kim
"Taylor Made" Gomez & Paul "Mr. Lucky" Gomez
    Vegas
odds 6:1
"With the team setting a heavy practice regimen this year, look for
them to show up in the finals...The girls are Back On
Track!" |
11:23am
Brad & The Ben - Waa's
"Always trying to sneak in the
backdoor"
Brad "Louie Kardanko" Gomez, "Big" Ben Bullen,
Darrin "14 Clubs" Raley & Rick "Shag me Rotten" Rots
   
Vegas
odds 6:1
"Louie Kardanko has severed a relationship and will try to renew his
relationship with the cup...look for a sneaky
showing from this crew...(I mean look at the Robin
Hood hat in the pic above!)" |
11:33am
The Alcoholic Zebras
Straight from the Yukon Jack
Distillery!
Rob
"The Edge" Roy,
Randy "Halfshank" Gomez,
Rick "Money" Michels & Mark "The Hammer" Shuttleworth
   
Vegas odds 8:1
"A brilliant batch of Yukon Jack this year puts a dark cloud over
whether this crew can survive the onslaught of spittle
from Halfshank!" |
11:43am
Drunk Drivers "too"
The team that will drink 2nd (3rd?) most, hence the name.
Kevin "The Blade" Kotenko, Gary "Player"
Huitson,
Joe
"Begonia" Brinley & Brian "FirstBlood" Rambow.
   
Vegas
odds 15:1
"With the second best (2nd) round last year, this team is poised to
make a run if they can make a first round
showing" |
11:53am
Golfers with Big Balls
Returning thong wearing veterans
Kevin "Aircraft" Carrier, Karen "Ball" Carrier,
Terry
"Triplet" Dzon & Tina "Porcelain Doll" Dzon
   
Vegas
odds 35:1
"WOW...where did this team come from last year??? They say it was no
fluke and have spent countless
hours at their game... watch
out for this sleeper" |
12:03pm
The Duffers
These Yoot Veterans see 3-D
Scott "Duffer" Duffie, Chuck
"Cee
Tee"
Thelan ,
Todd "E.F."
Suddon,
Chris
"Sea
Tea"
Thomas
   
Vegas
odds 50:1
"Odds dramatically increased as team / player trades are conducted
just before the
deadline for a run at
the cup!" |
12:13pm
Bobby Blackhole & the
Pantyboyz
With another new Bobber!
Jim "Bobby Blackhole"
Caruso, Jeff "The Shark"
Sharkey,
Jim "TD" Hartfield, Ed
"The Lock" Kratz
   
Vegas
odds 25:1
"Sharks like to breed in warm
waters...there is no warm water in
the Yoot" |
12:23pm
The Beer Whores
(formally The Geaks)
Marshmallow toting crew creates some
"sticky" situations
Russ "Fire &
Water" Presti, Dennis "Hops" Ahrens,
Gary "Malt" Johnson & Kevin "It's On Me" Lee
   
Vegas
odds 200:1
"Marshmallows and beer don't mix so don't operate Heavy Equipment
(Driver) " |
12:33pm
The Barbers of
Seville
"New recruits come with their scissors sharpened"
Marie
"Ginsu"
Caruso, Joe "Scissorhands" Caruso,
Steve "Last Call"
Lee, Steve "Jay
Are" Lee JR.
 Vegas
odds 100:1
"Ready to "cut" a few strokes off their score and make an
impressive rookie season...
Free Haircuts on the 18th
hole!" |
12:43pm
Mark & The Manglers
"Newly recruited members for this veteran Yoot"
Mark
"The Mangler"
Gomez, Darren
"Divot Devil"
Costello,
Al
"Air"
Porter, Brian Turke
"182"
   
Vegas odds
200:1
"Costello meets the Manglers? It never got released
but Turk 182 did...a real
Hollywood story but won't
carry over to the links...a
longshot at best" |
|
12:53pm
Troy & The Trojan
Horses
"Giving the Drunk
Drivers a run for
their money as the
most alcohol
consumed"
Troy
"Dr."
Dupuis, Dwayne
"Dingle"
Dupuis,
Mike "Sippin
Jack" Daniels,
Charley "Trojan
boy 1" McMillan
   
Vegas
odds 100:1
"Build a still,
and they will come" |
1:03pm
Tommy & The Tutones
"Please call Jenny at 867-5309 for information on this team"
Tommy "Tutone"
Caruso, Eric
"Copperfield"
Saboski
Ed "Hob"
Knauber, Greg
"One Hitter"
Butkovich
 Vegas odds
200:1
"Sure to give the drunk drivers a run for the " 'cohol cup...but
watch out for the
magic tricks from
Copperfield" |
1:13pm
The Tomahawks
"Yoot Rookie last year brings own team up to scalp the field"
Rick
"Toma" Hawk",
Rick Hawk #2,
George "Jungle"
Allen, George "Pops"
Allen
 
Vegas odds
100:1
"Masters with the needle and thread, but an unknown in the fairway" |
1:23pm
Lulu
Lumpkin and the
Broken Shaft Boys
"Seedy Mob recruited from the underworld bowels of Kentucky, Ohio &
Illinois"
Greg
"Bluegrass"
Shuttleworth, Mark
"M&M" Molea,
Matt "Hitman" Heil,
Renee "Don't call me Lulu" Heil
  
Vegas odds
50:1
"Be careful of this sleeper...Contracts are by all means not out of
the question with this
organization... please pick
up any broken shafts and
return them to Lulu" |
1:33pm
Ted and
the Show Macs
"High Frequency Yoot Rookies "
Ted
"Show
Me"
Szczomak, Mary
"Quite
Contrary"
Szczomak
Vegas odds
200:1
"High Tech clubs made of water cooled copper may electrify the
field" |
1:43pm
Mudslingers
"Mudslinging Yoot Rookies as dirty as they come"
Nick
"The
Destroyer"
Friedrich,
Joe "The
Cleaner"
Sienkowski
John
"Mudslinger"
Marquardt,
John "One
Coat"
Sienkowski
   Vegas odds
250:1
"Will tee off shortly after filming their first "Got Milk"
Commercial....will
have to wipe
the milk
mustache off
before
swinging
their first
club... a
Vegas
longshot" |
1:53pm
The
Muffers
"These Yoot Rookies are sure to please "
Laurie "Muffie"
Duffie,
Tracey
"Tee
& Tee"
Thelan
Paula "Ulva"
Suddon,
Wendy
"Drive
Thru"
Thomas
    Vegas odds
500:1
"A late Team/Player trade creates a distraction in field, but a long
shot for the
cup " |
The
Cart girls, Starters, Photographers,
Score
Verifiers,
etc.
Stephanie "Six
Pack"
Brinley,
Clarrise
"Shots"
Barber,
Lisa
"Southern
Comfort"
Rots
 
Vegas odds 3,000,000:1
"Difficult to score well without clubs" |
