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Jeff Morris
| aka - Dalmer, Dalmy, The Surgeon | The Drunk Drivers |


Inaugural Year

Years Played

Last Year Played

Yoot Shoot Record Since 1994

YR
1996?????

4

2000

W
1

L
3

Win %
.250


Profile & Scouting Report


Profile


Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 165lbs.
Born: 4-73


Scouting Report

Drafted By:
Bass

2000 year Highlights:
Winning the Yoot Cup of course!

The Long Game:
Jeff's long game is definitely out of control.  To see him wind up like a spring and lauch 300+ yard drives right down the gully of a fairway is sickening to most normal folks.

The Short Game:
Only Yooter to put it in the cup BOTH days on the closest chip holes.

What about the enemies?
"My only enemies are the authorities.  I don't know how long I can fool them with my faked death in prison a few years back.  I think they're onto me".

2001 Projection:
Repeat of course.

SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire

  Jeff Morris 1998
 
 

 
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