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Scott Bass
| aka - Bass, Flingerboy, Sinker | The Drunk Drivers |

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Profile & Scouting Report


Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 175lbs.
Born: Yes I was, I mean 9/24/71

Scouting Report

Drafted By:
N/A One of the original creators of the Drunk Drivers

1998 year Highlights:

Bass showed up to not only drink heavily, but also became an asset to the team (even if it is only 1 shot per 9).   He was wisely chosen to be "double putt boy", and the DD's actually used his score on the "Hold your own hole".

The Long Game:
Bass's long game consists solely of how many fairways he must cross to find his tee shot.  Other than that, Bass if a definite 'observer only' from the tees.   Although years back, the Yoot committee toyed with a D.W. (designated women) rotation enabling him and Topper to hit from the ladies tees, it was dropped after they seen as a "threat" to toppling the dynasty Hole's n' Poles team.

The Short Game:
Bass has been seen taking a perfectly good ball and 'skulling' it into a ubolistic hell !  That's cutting a ball in half to anyone who didn't understand that.  As for putting, Bass commented that up until the 1998 Yoot he was an excellent putter.   But now Bass can be seen swinging wildly at his head like he was getting attacked by a swarm of bees, all the while screaming "SHUTUP! SHUTUP! I will !".   When confronted with this, Bass tells us of voices in his head that he hears as soon as he steps foot on the green.  Something along the lines of "You've got to hit the ball Scott!".

What about the enemies?
Bass believes the only enemy for his team, is the heat of the sun and how fast it melts the ice which maintains that temperature of the Drunk Driver's lifeblood, BEER.  Also mentioned that the Yoot Shoot should avoid courses not allowing coolers onto the course.

1999 Projection:
Bass will attempt to drink even more than he has in the past, and will even add new artillery to the mix:  Box-O-Wine ! ! !  Bass also said "
WE WILL DRINK FROM THE CUP!  And, we'll DRINK IT ALL LIKE WORTHY CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! (unlike holes n' poles sad sad sipping last year)".

SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire

  Scott Bass 1999

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