Profile
& Scouting Report
Profile
Height: 7' 11"
Weight: 250 lbs of pure golf
power
Born: With a club in hand, & a Macanudo Cigar in lip.Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Brad Gomez, Budweiser, LaBatt’s, Miller, Coors but chose
to stay with Mr. Gomez. Macanudo also gives "The Tower" millions in endorsement
money to smoke their cigars.
1999 year Highlights:
Put his money where his Macanudo is, and pulled his team to overwhelming victory.
Mr. Ben kept his mental being in check by housing himself in separate quarters than the
rest of the Yoots. Bringing in his lovely wife for the event, he assured himself and
"little ben" that happiness was assured. Ben was the only Yoot with
"zing" in his step on Sunday morning.
The Long Game:
Do you see that ball way out there past the 300 yard marker? Go get
yourself some glasses then. Most people below my altitude can't see
that far.
The Short Game:
Do you see that ball 3 feet from the cup on my drive? Go get yourself
some glasses then.
What about the enemies?
When you hold the Cup in your hands. Drink from the lip of the silver chalice
and see your reflection looking back at yourself. You then realize
that the only enemies you could possibly have are the ones trying to
"steal" it away from you.
2000 Projection:
The competitive juices will be flowing in October. I will take no prisoners in my
quest for back to back Cups. I have purchased a new driver which will prove the
death of other teams!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
