Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: Tall enough to push a mower
Weight: Light enough not to "bend" the grass
Born: On a patch of bluegrass
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Toro, Snapper, John Deere, Yardman
2000
year Highlights:
My closest to the pin award....................let's not mention anything about Captain
Morgan.
The Long Game:
I really hate when it gets too long, my mower struggles and I have to pick up all the
clippings.
The Short Game:
There is nothing like a picture perfect, freshly cut green. That brings a tear to my eye.
What about the enemies?
Those bastard moles! I’m telling you I’ll kill every last one of them. I also
hate grubs, webworms and those pesky patches of clover and dandelions.
2001 Projection:
I Will remember Saturday night! This whole thing is getting
serious........we are in the hunt!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
