Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: Tall enough to push a mower
Weight: Light enough not to "bend" the grass
Born: On a patch of bluegrass
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Toro, Snapper, John Deere, Yardman
1998 year Highlights:
Cutting the lawn of the 1998 Yoot Champ Paul "Mr. Lucky" Gomez. I also relished
after I cut his lawn, he would give me golf lessons on his beautifully manicured Kentucky
Bluegrass back yard.
The Long Game:
I really hate when it gets to long, my mower struggles and I have to pick up all the
clippings.
The Short Game:
There is nothing like a picture perfect, freshly cut green. That brings a tear to my eye.
What about the enemies?
Those bastard moles! I’m telling you I’ll kill every last one of them. I also
hate grubs, webworms and those pesky patches of clover and dandelions.
1999 Projection:
I predict that the Drunk Drivers II team will …..ummm….uhhh….drink a lot! I
will also sneak in some quotes to the golf courses for ME to cut their grass and
redo their pitiful sprinkler systems. Remember, grass are people too.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
