Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 0
Height: Shorter than Kevin contrary to popular beliefs.
Weight: Ha Ha
Born: In CaliforniaScouting
Report
Drafted By:
Kevin
1998 year Highlights:
None
The Long Game:
Farther than the average woman and some of you wimpy guys
The Short Game:
No short game, look out for the power wedge on the next tee.
What about the enemies?
There will be many after this year.
1999 Projection:
Victory
will be ours
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |