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2003
FAQ's
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Will
the Drunk
Drivers go on to
set a record 4
consecutive Yoot
Shoot titles and
tie the all time
win record of
Holes-N-Poles or
will they falter
from a general
lack of interest
in hoisting the
cup and carrying
on the tradition
of partying
afterward (which
only one member
managed to do
the last two years)? |
| Will
Holes-N-Poles
regain their
90's dynasty as
Mr. Lucky goes
for the Grand
Slam after
capturing 1st
Place in the
2003 WWOG
Tournament? |
Will
the Bean
Counters come up
with some
accounting wizardry
or will they be
blowing steam
just like their
visit to Old
Faithful? |
| Will
Brad and the
Ben-Waa's put it
together for two
straight days
and will Big Ben
share his
Pro-V1's with
the rest of the
team to
recapture the
cup? |
Will
the Alcoholic
Zebra's, sporting
a new line-up, be
able to put their
"Money"
troubles behind
them and will
their new player
Dave "Supa
bee" Bemus
add the one
dimension they
have been missing? |
| "Bobby
Blackhole and
the
Pantyboyz""
has hired a CPA
to keep track of
their scorecard
to avoid any
sense of the
word
"Disqualification"...making
them a lead for
the 2003 Cup. |
Has
Lulu of
"Lulu
Lumpkin &
the Broken Shaft
Boys" put
her team through
a rigorous
summer training
schedule to fix
the broken
shafts of the
"Broken
Shaft
Boy's"? |
| Will
The Barbers of
Seville forget
about winning
the Yoot Cup
and go for the
new "Yoot
Karaoke
Cup"? |
After
winning the
2002 "Yoot
Ass
Award",
will the
"Golfers
With Big
Balls" go
for two in a
row? |
| The
"Drunk
Drivers
Too"
got a late
start due to
the cold
spring but
have vowed
to come back
with a
vengence
when buying
their 2003
Yoot Wear. |
Will
Tommy of
"Tommy
and the
Tutones"
bring their
secret
weapon
"JENNY"
and is her
number
really
867-5309?? |
| Will
"The
Brewers"
show that
a better
batch of
Beer comes
from the
perfect
mix of all
the
ingredients? |
What
dark horse
will "Troy
& the
Trojan
Horses"
bring to the
2003 Yoot? |
| Will
"The
Manglers"
set
"Divot
Devil"
loose on
the
course
making
it
unplayable
for the
rest of
the
Yoots,
while leading
them to
their
first
Yoot
Title? |
Will
the
Duffers,
who are
back
together
after a disastrous
2002,
talk
their
husbands
into
throwin'
on the
thong
and
making a
run at
the cup ? |
| Will
"George
&
the
Jungle"
make a
run for
the cup
even
though
their
fingers
are raw
from
slashing
their
way
through
the
Jungle? |
The Beer
Whores?
Newly
reformed
taking
two top
5
finishers
from
last
year
making
them the
sleeper
to watch
for...on
the
local
corner
that is. |
| 3-D
or not
3D...that
is the
question,
who are
they and
will
they
take our
precious
cup with
them
when
they
leave? |
Will
Yoot
rookies
"The
Lickety
Splits"
pray for
cold
weather
as they
have a
hand up
"scooping"
to the
cup in a
cold
weather
environment? |
| After
a
successful
rookie
season
taking
the most
prize
money
from 1
skin,
the
"Mudslingers"
vow to
buy
everyone
a drink
this
year...since
the cup
is a
distance
away. |
Will
"The
McMullins"
use
their
Fast
Food
Techniques
and send
everyone
else to
wait in
the
drive-thru
line
while
they do
an
express
B-Line
to the
cup? |
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