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WIll Mother Nature pummel us again with that
freak-assed snow & sleet and put the pre/post Yoot weekends in the 70's
with glorious sunshine & will the Yoot Shoot turn into a snowmobile
weekend?
She
had some mercy
on us Friday but
nailed us with
snow/hail/sleet/high
winds on
Saturday
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Has free agency really hit the
GNYS, & will
a secret weapon from FEC be drafted by a newcomer team?
Not
this year, maybe
next
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Do any of the Troy & the Trojan Horses have
any remaining living Liver tissue?
This
remains to be
seen
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Will Bobby Blackhole seek free agency &
finally be recruited on a team with golfers who prefer boxers over silk
panties?
Some
BOB's have
redeemed
themselves this
year after last
year's showing.
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Will the real Shelly
"King Cobra" make an appearance this year and guide their team to
drink from the cup?
Shelly
played long and
hard but just
could keep up the
with Drunk Drivers
and the Bean
Counters |
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Darrin "The Steward" Raley survived the mass exodus at DCX, can
he bring his team to survive to drink from the cup again?
Darrin
did all he could
to help his
team, but
without Brad
they just aren't
the same team.
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After
having the 2nd best score on a frigid, foul day at Thunderbay, can the
Bean Counters find enough deductions to avoid an audit in the winners
circle? The Bean
Counters kept
the momentum
they had from
last year to
propel them from
3rd place to a
1st place tie on
Saturday only to
fall to the
Drunk Drivers in
a first ever
sudden death
playoff match. |
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it true that Mark "Master Baiter" Gomez reached a frenzied
climax while reeling in birdie's with his new found partner Bobby B?
Oh
It's True ;-)
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Has
Jeff "The Surgeon" Dalmer created dissention among the Drunk
Drivers with drunk, wild-assed remarks about "getting rid of the two
caddies"? NO,
But he did
have to strap
on an extra
heavy duty
back brace on
this year to
carry not only
the two
caddies but
his newfound
chaufer.
Matt?
Matt who? |
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| Can
the Alcoholic Zebras repeat their fine showing on Saturday last year, and
not golf like "The Bobby Jones Yoot Shoot Memorial Moon Pie Marching
Band" on Sunday?
Nope
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Will
the Golfers with Big Balls show up and compete after training long and
hard during the off season? Yes!
And did the
off season
training
ever pay
off!
With an improvement
of 20
strokes from
last year's
effort. |
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| After
a sudden pull out of last years tournament due to an unconfirmed illness,
will the "Gooseslayer" take flight again?
Nope
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Is
it true that Gary "Player" Huitson is only a fair weather
Scottish Highland golfer, & did Kevin "The Blade" Kotenko
cut one too many blades of grass last year? |
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it true that Ken “Konstantteeoff” Kotenko will have to find new
teammates as the Drunk Drivers enforce their team rule of
“30 years old and out you go”? |
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Will
anyone ever have a bigger bar tab than Bass’s record tab of last year? |
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| Will
Stephanie “Beer Girl” Miles (Soon To Be Brinley) have enough beer and
Jerky in her cart to quench the thirst and hunger of the 2001 Yootshooters? |
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Can
Scott Bass's plan of getting the Champs super drunk the night before the
Yoot work on his own team? |
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| Will
someone have a more "scenic" drive down the fairway than
Dalmer's last year? |
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Can it be true the
"Financing Fancy Pant's have acquired additional funding for a full
blown hostile takeover of the Cup? |
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