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DA OFFICIAL 9th ANNUAL
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1999 GREAT NORTHERN YOOT - SHOOT
(MOON-PIE SANCTIONED (USMPA)!)

SAT. October 2 at West Branch C.C. West Branch, Mi.
Map
West Branch Country Club

198 North Fairview Street, West Branch, MI 48661
(517) 345-2501

SUN. October 3 at Sugar Springs C.C. Gladwin, Mi.
Map
Sugar Springs Golf Club

1930 Sugar River Road, Gladwin, MI 48624
(517) 426-4391

If the links to the maps aren't working, try mapquest or bigbook directly.

4-MAN SCRAMBLE FORMAT - 2 DAYS

PRIZES

2-DAY EVENT WINNER: $100/TEAM (DAILY COMBINED SCORE)
"HELL WITH THE MONEY.....GIVE ME THE CUP!!!!"
PLUS 1 YEAR POSSESSION OF THE FAMOUS "LORD YOOT CUP",
& NAMES ENGRAVED ON THE PLAQUE IN THE "YOOT HALL OF SHAME"

(8) CLOSEST TO THE PIN (INDIV): $10/PER (4-SAT. / 4- SUN.)
(2) LONGEST DRIVE IN FAIRWAY (INDIV): $10/PER (1- SAT. / 1-SUN.)
(2) Longest Made Putt on Green: $10/per (1- SAT. / 1- SUN.)
(2) CLOSEST APPROACH OR CHIP: $10/per (1- SAT. / 1- SUN.)
(2) WORST Putt on Green: (1) PR. PINK PANTIES (1- SAT. / 1- SUN.)
(1)PINK BALL: $120/TEAM (SAT. ONLY)
(BASED ON 9 TEAMS---SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

 $85.00 PER PERSON

INCLUDES GOLF, CART, PRIZES, & GOODIES
MONEY MUST BE PAID IN ADVANCE BY
FRI. SEPT. 17 1999
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVICED!

For those interested, we will be playing a "warm-up" round at Apple Mountain in Freeland, Mi. on Fri. Oct. 1, 1999. This will be similar to the round at The Gailes last year, where team members will be randomly drawn by the lowest handicapped golfers (designated team captain). Let Paul know if you plan to attend.
Map
Apple Mountain

4519 North River Road, Freeland, MI 48623
(517) 781-6789

 

Talent Description

SAT. at West Branch C.C. 9:30am SUN. at SUGAR SPRINGS C.C. 9:30am
OH! IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!
CLOSEST TO THE PIN
HOLE # 5,8,12 & 17 HOLE # 3,5,12 & 15
#%@&%#- I'M TAKING A MULLIGAN!!!
ALTERNATE ONE PERSON TO HIT TWO SHOTS
FOR EACH STROKE. (DIFFERENT PERSON EACH SHOT)
(WIPE THE SOD OFF YUR CLUB AND TRY AGAIN!)
HOLE # 6 HOLE # 6
HE-MAN WOMEN HATERS !!-HOLE!
MUST BE PLAYED FROM THE BLUE TEE'S (LADIES-WHITE)
"AHHHH, GEE SPANKY...... YOU SWING LIKE DARLA!!)
HOLE # 5 HOLE #3
**I'M A HUNTER, NOT A GATHERER - HOLE!!!!
MUST BE PLAYED WITH THE SAME CLUB FOR ENTIRE HOLE!
(EACH PERSON MAY CHOOSE DIFFERENT CLUB)
"IT'S THE ONLY CLUB MY MOM LETS ME CHEW!!"
HOLE #13 HOLE # 8
WHOSE GOT THE BEST BALLS!!-HOLE
EACH PLAYER PLAYS THEIR OWN BALL, FOR EACH SHOT TAKE THE BEST SCORE FOR THE HOLE (NO SCRAMBLE)
"I TINK ME BALLS ARE THE BEST"
HOLE # 3 HOLE # 2
LOOK MOM!, I GOT A SPLIT TAIL HOLE!!!
MUST BE PLAYED FROM LADIES TEE'S....
"TUCK IN ANY PROTRUSIONS FROM THE GROINAL AREA AND HIT AWAY!"
HOLE # 15 HOLE # 11
A LITTLE PUCKER FOR ALL YOU %#*&@'S HOLE
EACH PLAYER MUST DO A SHOT OF SCHNAPS B4 T-SHOT
(A SPOONFUL OF MEDICINE HELPS YOUR GOLF SWING GO DOWN!!)
 

HOLE # 4

HOLE # 4
IT'S A PERFECT DAY FOR A SUNDAY DRIVE !!!-HOLE
LONGEST DRIVE IN FAIRWAY...YOU BRUT!
"HOUSTON... ALL CLEAR....READY FOR THROTTLE UP!"
HOLE # 11 HOLE #16
GOLF BALL, CUE BALL, EIGHT BALL...IT'S ALL THE SAME - HOLE!!!
THROW THE PUTTER AWAY (IT DOESN'T WORK ANYWAY!), ALL SHOTS ON GREEN MUST BE SHOT WITH THE CUE STICK!!!
HOLE #14 HOLE # 14
FREDDY "G" MEMORIAL- HOLE!!!
CLOSEST APPROACH OR CHIP TO THE PIN
BALL MUST BE OFF GREEN TO QUALIFY!!!
"I THINK I'LL USE MY PATENTED CUT SHOT!"
HOLE #9 HOLE #7
NICE APPROACH SHOT & PUTT....HELEN KELLER- HOLE!!!
LONGEST PUTT SUNK ON THE GREEN GETS THE $$$
WORST PUTT COMING UP SHORT, GETS THE PANTIES!!!
"JUST TAP IT IN....TAP...TAP...TAP.....TAP-A-ROO"
HOLE #18 HOLE #18
 
WHO NEEDS A CLUB, ANYWAY!!??
(1) THROW ALLOWED PER NINE (WE AIN'T COUNTIN EITHER!)
SCRAMBLE FORMAT- EVERYBODY THROWS(CHEATS)- TAKE BEST THROW!
A PINK BALL TO GO WITH YOUR PINK SOFT HEAD!!!!!!!!(SAT. ONLY)
PINK BALL TO BE PLAYED FOR ENTIRE HOLE BY EACH PLAYER IN ROTATION. TEAM WITH THE BALL LEFT @ END RECEIVES A PINK SOFT BONNET & DA PRIZE MOO-LA.   WAAAAAAAAA!!!-WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 
 

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