Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Height: 6-0
Weight: 185 - 225lbs.(Depending on what is needed at the time, very
mysterious)
Born: Royal Oak, MI
Drafted: By a drinking "CHUM" who
plays the low notes.
Scouting Report
1999 Season
My equipment held me back. I vow never to let this happen again.
Wait and see.
The Long Game
Kotenko is not consistent off the tee or into the green. However, he has been know
to drive a 300yard plus par 4 pin high. Could this be the next John
Daley? If his
alcoholism is a sign then the answer is yes. When the ball happens to find its way into
the rough, which is not rare, it always seems to mysteriously wind up having a better lie
than in the middle of the fairway, imagine that.
The Short Game
Does that putter have a gps/laser guided attack unit built in? Come on, nobody can be that
good and the chipping he does, All I can say is that if the ball lands within 50yrds of
the green he only needs to chip, no putting required. What a display of touch and the
ability to read any situation. Some think he is the only reason why the Drunk Drivers are
favored to win the cup this year. But Mr. Kotenko’s modesty puts it all into
perspective, he was quoted giving the team their dues and he also stated that he comes to
play for the team and the team only. This is not a one man show. Others will disagree
after seeing him play in the 99’ GNYS.
What about the "Enemies" ?
Enemies, what a word. This man has no enemies, with his laid back light approach to the
game, people around him can not help it but to like him. However, those not on his team,
come the GNYS, should back themselves into a corner and watch out. He is so unpredictable
that the GNYS committee has had to bring in extra security and some undercover U.S.
Marshall’s. I would not want to be on the opposing team this year.
2000 Projection
With my golf equipment capital purchases this year, I guarantee a
victory & the Cup. However, I worry that my serial killer teammates will take a "liking" to me.
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
